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Life and Times of a Cereal Eater
By Bo Woody


Ok, here's the deal.   I like cereal.  A LOT!  I like all sorts of cereal.  In fact, I've never met a cereal that I didn't like... or at least that I couldn't stand to eat.  I don't exactly have a favorite, but I DO have favorites in the different categories of cereal.  But I'll get into that later.  For now let's just stick to the generalities of my cereal obsession. 

I'm not certain where my cereal fetish arose from.  I don't remember if I was a particularly big cereal eater as a kid.  I don't remember ever begging mom or dad for a particular cereal, but I do remember my first favorite... Boo Berry.

Boo Berry cereal is the third and lesser known member of the Holy Trinity of Kids cereals which consists of Count Chocola ( chocolate flavored corn balls with marshmallow bats), Frankenberry ( straberry flavored monster heads with marshmallows ), and of course, Boo Berry ( blueberry flavored monster heads with marshmallows ).  Boo Berry was, and is, my mother's favorite cereal... which may well be where I get my pension for this particular puffed corn treat.  I take after my mother to a large degree, so I would certainly attribute this certain liking to heredity.  Boo Berry, unfortunately, has become quite scarce as of late.  It is almost a rarity to find it on the shelves anywhere nowadays.  Of course, this is not exactly a gourmet cereal by any stretch of the imagination.  Boo Berry is a simple and sweet cereal that also magically turns the milk into a beautiful pastel blue color.

Unlike most kids I knew, I didn't eat cereal for the prizes, though I was known to do a little premature digging in order to come up with the better prizes before my brother could get ahold of them.  I had ALL of the California Raisins toys from their cereal, but I don't have a clue what happened to them.  I DO remember that my favorite toy I'd gotten from cereal was the Fruit Loops decoder rings, man those where HOT Stuff back in the day.

Other child hood favorites that are hard to find, IF they are even on the market at all are:

   
 

 Mr. T Cereal

 

 C3PO's Cereal

 

 King Vitamin Cereal

 

 Alpha Bits Cereal

 

 Cookie Crisp Cereal

 

 Crispy Critters

 

 Nintendo Cereal!

 

 Dinersaurs Cereal

 

 Nerds Cereal

 

 Ice Cream Cones Cereal

 

 Ghost Busters Cereal

 

 Pac-Man Cereal

 

 Gremlins Cereal

 

 Berry Berry Kix Cereal

 

 Smurfberry Crunch Cereal

As a child I was always particularly attracted to the sweet candy-like cereals that all youngsters seem to crave.  Cereals like Lucky Charms ( magically Delicious! ), Captain Crunch ( With ONLY red and blue berries ), and the always popular Frosted Flakes.  But, as with all foods, my taste for cereal began to mature with age.  By high school I found myself wolfing down multiple bowls of "adult" cereals like Shredded Mini Wheat and Raisin Bran ( both of which give me massive amounts of gas! ).  Besides just tasting great they also are FULL of fiber and niacin, which is probably where that awful gas comes from.

Today I jump at the chance to try new cereals, to measure them up to the almost forgotten cereals of my childhood.  At the moment my favorite "Adult" cereal is Honey Bunches Of Oats with Peaches.  Oh dang it they are so good... especially with a little honey lightly poured on top.  Man, oh man, that's good eatin'! 

The only problem with cereal is that it is not very travel friendly... well, that's not entirely true.  The MILK is not travel friendly.  Since milk must stay refrigerated it is not such a good idea to take cereal on, say, a camping trip or something outdoors.  That is, unless you buy the "Irradiated Milk" which is milk that has been bombarded with radiation such that it no longer has to be refrigerated... but who wants to take the risk of getting cereal cancer?  Not to mention that irradiated milk is room temperature, and the coldness of the milk is a very important factor to the satisfying effect of cereal.  But, in a pinch, I suppose that "Nuculer Milk" would do fine.

What is YOUR favorite cereal growing up?  OR do you have a favorite cereal now?  Click here to let me know and I may even post up a list of your favorites!

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